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When It's a Jar

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Maurice has just killed a dragon with a bread knife. And had his destiny foretold. . . and had his true love spirited away. That's precisely the sort of stuff that'd bring out the latent heroism in anyone. Unfortunately, Maurice is pretty sure he hasn't got any latent heroism.
Meanwhile, a man wakes up in a jar in a different kind of pickle (figuratively speaking). He can't get out, of course, but neither can he remember his name, or what gravity is, or what those things on the ends of his legs are called. . . and every time he starts working it all out, someone makes him forget again. Forget everything.
Only one thing might help him. The answer to the most baffling question of all. . .
When is a door not a door?
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    • Publisher's Weekly

      October 14, 2013
      Maurice Katz is content to be a perfectly ordinary fellow, but after a chance meeting with three strange knitters on the London Underground, his life becomes inordinately full of dragons to be slain, best friends to be rescued, strange men in bottles, and reality-shifting pastries. Often witty and mostly lighthearted, this comically surreal mash-up of mythology and multiverse theory is consistently entertaining. Holt (Doughnut) has a humorously self-deprecating narrative style and he includes many hilariously spot-on depictions of British embarrassment, but setting Katz up as the ultimate nonhero requires exhaustive exploration of how dithery and useless he is, and the resolution of his convoluted story leaves too many questions to feel properly satisfying.

    • Kirkus

      October 15, 2013
      Another British-accented comic fantasy, a sequel to Doughnut (2013), whose entire plot revolves around the ancient riddle, the answer to which is the book's title. This is a story of space-time bottles and doughnut holes, where there's always another universe "at ninety-one degrees to that time and place in the D axis." However, only the brave would attempt to summarize the plot. In the first few pages, the unassuming and ineffectual Maurice Katz has his destiny foretold; is informed by his head teacher, Mr. Fisher-King, who's simultaneously levitating a doughnut, that "[y]ou're not just feckless, you're a black hole into which feck falls and is utterly consumed"; kills a dragon with a bread knife; and misplaces his girlfriend, "Steve," a soldier on leave from Afghanistan. (Steve will reappear, much later and all too briefly, as an elf in a world swarming with homicidal goblins and dwarves.) Meanwhile, a naked man trapped in an invisible bottle deduces the existence of everything from first principles, only to have his memory wiped--repeatedly. He may or may not be named Theo Bernstein, may or may not have invented the YouSpace device, and may or may not have created the universe by blowing up the Very Very Large Hadron Collider. Elsewhere, Maurice's hated rival, George, has invented stealth furniture, which is so completely invisible you have to stumble around the room patting the air until you find something to sit down on. Ever wondered what it would be like to talk to a burning bush or how a job interview would go if you were forced to tell the absolute truth about everything? The answers are here. Shapeless, demented and frequently hilarious.

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